Unrelated: Fucked Up Words of Wisdom

The best part of my blog is finding how you all find me... And a bit of folks find me through search... Not for things like; "who's the most powerful and most awesome daddy blogger?" "who's the sexiest daddy blogger ever?" or "what blogger would be the best POTUS?"

So here are some of the favorite search terms that brought people to my site in the last six months... If one of you found me with one of these searches and still read you are awesome:

fucked up words of wisdom (honestly my favorite)
you got your peanut butter on my fish (many variations of)
ikea kids shitting bunny (many variations of this too)
99 problems and the bitch ate one?
brown stuff coming out of rabbits bum (reading this made me laugh so hard I started to choke)
clouth dipers are bullshit (I actually liked them for MF... Also they spelled it wrong)
dumb ass dog
gay belly daddy
having a baby sounds like the worst thing ever
how to determine the amount of urine in a pool (from an actual post but that rocks)
kenny naked (it's weird that only one search for this happened in 6 months)
schmonk you (that's my yiddish blog's name)
the best freakin thing ever (obviously)
worst things you can say to an animal
xylophone spelled with a z (but you spelled it with an x already)
what kind of music does matt muenster listen to (my blog actually started as one devoted to Matt's musical likes and dislikes)

There are soooo many more that are completely inappropriate and some that are just sick.

And this is where you share your awesome finds...

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