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Bad things happen to our animals when Staci is out of town.

Once, before her plane hit the ground to her destination, a whole opened 50lb bag of food fell down our stairs. 50lbs of kibble all over, not a fun thing to pick up.

The next time Kalli got some broken skin from playing at the park. Nothing to bad.

Third time was a charm, Kalli was again accidently scratched at the park. This time it was bad. Huge open wound that led to $400 at the vet. Then when I left for lunch one day I trusted Kalli because she wasn't picking at her stitches, when I got back her wounds were barely still closed up.

Then when Staci got home she noticed that our cat Zoggs had no fur on his ear, I hadn't even noticed. He's got food allergies and I think he at some flowers we had out.

This time, when I had been home for literally 1 minute Kalli yelp in pain. I thought I had stepped on her leg. Luckily she was just being dramatic because she tripped over a cat toy. From the sound I thought we were going back to the vet.

Needless to say Staci is worried to go out of town once we have the kid...

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  1. I'm sorry I LOL'd at the cat having no fur on its ears. I'm sure that was not fun for the cat... Please pass along my heartfelt apologies.

    I don't know why this is, but when I was a teenager and my mom went away on business trips, something catastrophic always happened, including a sewer line explosion, which the plumbers said was inevitable, but yet just *had* to happen when I was trying to prove I was responsible and trustworthy.

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  2. Yeah, the bare ears did look funny. I am happy to say that there were 2 trips to the park this weekend and 0 incidents. It could be a sea change.

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